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  • me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
  • husband: No.
  • me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
  • husband: No.
  • me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
  • husband: No!
  • me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
  • husband: ...
  • me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
  • husband: Oh my God.
  • me: "--They're probably too deep for you."
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vondell-swain:

edwardspoonhands:

vondell-swain:

harem-pants:

somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font

god

if you ever meet a boy who the phrase “he shaved the message into his horse” could ever apply to

do not take him to prom

What on earth is wrong with being someone capable of shaving a message into a horse!? Are you anti-horse owning? Anti-horse-shaving? Anti-cute-harry-potter-horse-themed-shenanigans? I am perplexed.

(Source: kriistenwig)



barkentin:

tenbabyshoes:

aknightofcydonia:

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

ashborne:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

dancingpurge:

thefuchsiaruler:

felopez:

ladydeadpool:

flibbertigibbe:

gloomyteens:

do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012

stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power 

Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.

No, this is an MRI of someone dying.  The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions.  Tragically beautiful.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.

Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty. 

this post is a god damn train wreck

this is me busting a huge nut

This gif is my mind reading these replies hahaha

now listen here cum-slut

This gif is what happens to tumblr when anyone mentions a trigger without warning in advance.

(Source: mythirdtry)



sithgirl:

WoW, eh? is a fantastic webcomic. Also, Alexstrasza. <3.

i find lastpanel!alex to be more attractive :c why, me, why



BLIZZARD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT BUSY HATING YOU

(Source: alikee)



gameraddictions:

Arthas Menethil

World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King 

cease those bedroom eyes this minute young man


Via One addiction worth having.

Screw the siege of Orgrimmar, I want to see the video of Illidan pet battling Arthas.

barkentin:

(this is actually a thing)

+1

Via Untitled - A blog
Harper bans pre-op and non-op trans* people from flying under new law

nonboingy:

peak-society:

boobsanderson:

Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.”

OH FUCK NO. 

oh my god fuck harper fuck canada fuck everything right now what the fucking fuck

come on, canada, you’re cooler than this ><

(Source: underboobsanderson)

Via Notes from the Frontier


hallowspite:

Tissue warning.

(Source: priestoftime)


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